1001 Rules for my Unborn Children (76-100)

76.  16 years of life+new car=disaster. I apologize but you’re not getting anybody’s new anything at 16.

77.  When you feel like you want to yell, scream, cry, fight, give up, give in, or sulk-consult the good book.

Do not worry about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.  And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Phil. 4:6-7

78.  Friends are the family you make for yourself, choose wisely. LISTEN TO Ingrid Michaelson “The Way I Am”

79.  We are slaves to the choices we make.

80.  Be cognizant of what you say, and the impressions you make-you can’t take back either.

81.  Do see Fight Club, it is the summation of a generation lost at war with themselves (ourselves)

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men whove ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we dont need. Were the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great Wars a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. Weve all been raised on television to believe that one day wed all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we wont. And were slowly learning that fact. And were very, very pissed off.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

82.  If you are able, always have a job. The satisfaction of having your own will be greater than anything I could give you.

83.  College is not a choice. You have 3 options, State U. of whatever state we live in, University of Tennessee, or an Ivy .

84.  Take pictures, keep pictures, they will mean the world to you one day.

85.  Believe in  karma, it is very VERY real.

86. Swallow your pride. Use tequila if necessary.

87.  Never abandon a friend in need; and never coddle a friend in need of a reality check.

88.  Me time is the best time of day. LISTEN TO Monica “Just one of those days (don’t take it personal)”

“We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves; otherwise we harden”~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

89. Pick a team, and stick by that team no matter what.

90.  Make and keep lunch dates, especially if they’re with your girlfriends.

91.  Trust what people do, take caution in what they say.

92.  Sing in the shower, put on a real show.

93.  Always try to be the smile in the crowd. LISTEN TO Destiny’s Child “Happy Face”

94.  Buy cookbooks, and try the recipies.

2C All-Purpose Flower 1/2C Sugar 1/3C Milk 1/4C butter 1tbs Vanilla 1tsp Baking Soda 1tsp Salt...mix pour on skillet, flip after batter bubbles. The Perfect Pancakes!!!

2C All-Purpose Flower 3eggs 1/2C Sugar 1/3C Milk 1/4C butter 1tsp Vanilla 1tsp Baking Soda 1tsp Salt...mix pour on skillet, flip after batter bubbles. The Perfect Pancakes!!!

95.  Support locally run businesses

96.  Indulge in good food.

97. Know that Colgate makes the best toothpaste

98.  Study Shakespere even if you don’t have to.

99.  Always buy extra gifts at Christmas-time when you’re older.

100.  Volunteer as a family.

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