Just my theories…
Jayonce started because somebody in the Roc crew bet Jay that his “ugly ass couldn’t bag the hottest chick in the game.” Jay-z’s swaggarific self never backs down from a challenge and accepted…never knowing that chick would fall “dangerously in love” and write 3 albums dedicated to him and his likeness…forget cocaine…Jay-Z is a helluva drug. Bet he wishes he had just laughed off THAT dare, because this is a stage 10 clinger to the extreme.
JD has the greatest sex in the world. Here’s why I say that…Dude is not (by media standards) the most attractive dude in the world. He’s short…balding…whatever yall wanna say..HOWEVER he managed to not only pique but sustain the interest of the nastiest, freakiest, sensual, most seductive woman on the planet. Janet tracks get people pregnant. And I sat thinking one day that, real talk, JD must have THE work because Janet’s ass isn’t going a.n.y.w.h.e.r.e. Her ass has set up shop in ATL and skippin around the house dustin and humming with a smile on her face. AND yall know she always in leather and straps and shit…I want them to write a sex book. I want JD to teach the menz what to do, and I want Janet to teach the ladies how to find the menz who know what to do LOL FTW
I think that since the fate of Danity Kane was up in the air, Dawn stayed with Que’s bitch ass to ensure she could stay up on them lace fronts and Herve Leger dresses…”Cuz ain’t no loan for sittin yo ass at home,” and she doesn’t even have a dang home to sit in. Technically right now she’s a squatter. I’m glad that they uh worked all of it out but I’m mad that it took 5 episodes and countless bitch tears just for them to say the same shit they had BEEN sayin but in their “inside voices”…I’m even madder I tuned in for every second of it at 9 and 11….SMH Diddy you duped us again. I am utterly convinced that he is in cahoots with Debra Lee to bring about the demise of black people…LETS GO LETS GO nword I wish you would…just go!
South Park is dumb shit for smart people…its like the pop culture (cartoon) version of The Daily Show…but done in a very ignorant way. That being said you can’t be an idiot and watch an episode of South Park because you literally won’t know wtf is going on…and you’ll feel like Kanye..which means you’re probably a gay fish. I didn’t make it up I’m just saying.
Other Theories include:
- Cassie walked in on Diddy|Mr.Bentley and that’s why he disappeared and she stays laced in hot shit despite only having 1 “hit” single and a few choruses on RyLes’s album
- Aston Kutcher is 1 of the top 5 brightest celebrities in the game. Period.
- Lady GaGa’s songs are filled with subliminal messages like that movie Josie and the Pussycats…everytime I hear her songs I want sunglasses, slushes, fun dip, and to join the Navy.
- Heidi Montag is goin to yell “Psyche” at annnnny minute to America…annnny minute.
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If you’ll know Dawn is a writer, she is independent and dont need to ask Que for shit.
Jaz has big lips