SexTrology

People are obsessed with the zodiac…People are obsessed with sex…it only seems fitting. LOL today EJ (@1KedUP) took a poll asking… wait wait…lemme set the damn mood (Press PLAY) Ok…so who’s the best…that’s what everybody wants to know right???  I’ma hit on some highlights from each sign so we can just see…OH and I’ma add a star* as a stamp of approval LOL

• Aries***: As fearless lovers, Aries love to try new things in the bedroom. They love to conquer new territory. For Aries it’s all about “the chase”. Aries are aggressive in love and, ultimately, sex is about getting their needs met.
• Taurus:Taurus like sex – and lots of it. Sex with a Taurus is a long and lingering, often lasting throughout the entire night. Taurus are very determined in bed and can even be stubborn. Taurus are physical and tactical, which makes them very aware of all the five senses during sex. (I’m a Taurus, holla)
• Gemini:Gemini are experimental – they’re up for trying anything in the bedroom. But Gemini can bore easily and often have trouble committing to one person. Gemini are intrigued and fascinated by the body and the mind, which makes for an entertaining time in bed!
• Cancer:Cancer can be bossy and possessive in relationships. They like the security of a committed relationship and are generally not into one-night stands. After lovemaking, Cancer’s ideal night is watching movies in bed with their partner.
• Leo:Sex with a Leo is often a theatrical experience as they have big emotions and love to be the focus of attention. Leos will spoil you as much as seduce you – they love to play in bed. (my Taurus self just can’t cater to the ego of a Leo so I doubt I’ll ever know about this 1)
• Virgo*(they’re good but NOT worth it):Virgos often get a bad rap for being uptight and critical, but in bed a more sensual side comes out. Once they are comfortable with their lover, Virgos are highly sexual people. Virgos like to please their partners and will not tolerate infidelity.
• Libra*:Very romantic and refined, Libras enjoy being “courted”. Sex is an exquisite experience with a Libra, as they view seduction as an art. Libras are happiest when they’re in a relationship and are always on the hunt for their perfect soul mate.
• Scorpio:Sex with a Scorpion is primal, all-consuming and intense with desire. There’s no pretense to the bedroom – they don’t hold back and wont expect you to either. Scorpios enjoy long-term, monogamous relationships. They like to be in control and can sometimes be territorial and jealous.
• Sagittarius***:Sagittarius are fun-loving, flirtatious and adventurous in the bedroom – and they want their partner to be the same. Sagittarius have a notorious fear of commitment and are’t always comfortable with emotions and expressing feelings. (shiiii….Beyonce wrote a song about it!! LOL)
• Capricorn:Capricorns are down-to-business in bed. They do not enjoy flattery and are not interested in emotions. Spontaneity and romance are not their forte, but they make very sensual, passionate lovers.
• Aquarius:Aquarius love to shake things up in the bedroom. They are eccentric and innovative between the sheets. Aquarius are adventurous and playful in bed, but can also be sexually distant – it depends on their mood. Intimacy is not Aquarius’ forte.
• Pisces: Because of their highly creative side, Pisces love to live out their fantasies in the bedroom (and have big imaginations!). Sex with a Pisces is a transcendent experience – physical, emotional and spiritual.

I am not at liberty to say which is the BEST b/c clearly its an objective thing BUT I can tell you that you couldn’t pay me to mess w/ another crazy Virgo, nor a Leo…they have too much ego for no reason. I know people are gonna be like “This is BS blah blah blah” but that red X at the top of your screen in the right corner…click that.  Sound off, what do yall think??? Who’s the best? Who’s the worst? Is your description accurate??  Check out SexTrology and hit me up on twitter @JessDubb and lemme know what you think!!

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