Now…I may not be Miss Cleo, or a star reader, a psychic or a gypsy, but I am about to tell you what I know about each sign of the zodiac from personal experience…
- Capricorn: crazy! This one I know very well…caps are hypochondriacs, indecisive, “always right” and its important that the be told this and frequently-hourly even, and very very dramatic. There is rarely anything that isn’t a state of immediate emergency.
- Aquarius: IDK much about them…Any Aquarius’ wanna be my friend?
- Pieces: loves to complain but don’t do much about it, it seems that they swim in circles-no pun intended. Craves the center of attention and validation, and sees nothing at all wrong with it.
- Aries: they are very slow, and rare to attach themselves-to people that is. They seem to be driven, and do a lot of work that others may not see from the outside we just hear about it. The lyric, “always busy doing something but never doing nothing,” comes to mind.
- Taurus: stubborn to the point of narrow, will listen but not really because their mind is made up already. Very sensual, not necessarily always discriminate. Seemingly “id” driven, they always just want to feel good #noHalleBerry.
- Gemini: crazy! They don’t think they are crazy though, so its fun. And maybe its not really crazy so much that they do have to two sides and so they may contradict themselves often and appear to flip flop, I’m sure it all makes sense to them.
- Cancer: *yawn*
- Leo: they say they are great but I’m not sure if they believe it with all the ego-stroking they need. If you’re not ready to be a source of gratutious praise then dump your leo friend. I’ve also known them to be very sexual…maybe that’s just more stroking.
- Virgo: the ULTIMATE in crazy! If its not their way then its just completely wrong and you’re an idiot for not knowing that. Judgmental and particular, it takes a thick skinned easy going kinda person to deal with Virgos on the regular.
- Libra: e-mo-tion-al. They’re like a roller-coaster of emotions, all the time. Very detail oriented and inquisitive, very big hearts but very naive, often to the point where you feel “surely you know better by now?” Givers.
- Scorpios: self-absorbed…apparently they’re sexual but likely very selfish lovers, if it doesn’t concern them then it simply doesn’t matter. However if it does, then its worthy of national attention.
- Sagattarius: Ostentatious, but really just a louder *yawn*
Have yall had similar experiences with these zodiacs? I can already count on a Virgo telling me I’m so wrong about them and that they are (insert all the good things in the world), and a Libra telling me I hurt their feelings…anyone else care to chime in?