10. Quincy aka Terance J…Tasha Mack did a MAJOR downgrade because how you go from bagging Rick Fox (RICK.FOX) to a damn club promoter. He already in the crib, showing and eating and stuff and he’s only been around a month? Huh? Tasha…I expected better of you.
**Editors Note** My Artieka told me that Terance J had been around for 6-months, not 1. My response to that is, What Would Ruby Dee Do? Carry on…
9. Kelly Pitts…why is she still bitter? Why did you take your anger out on your hair? Is that a Angelina tattoo? What reality show do you watch that talks directly into the camera? Is her show going to air on BET too?
8. Girl Melanie has her MD in Fucking Up. She doesn’t know how to scheme, when you have news like that you gotta keep it to yourself for a while! And aren’t you a scientists, don’t you know about reliability and validity? Why didn’t you get two tests? You didn’t have two q-tips? And WHY did you tell Derwin like “oh by the way” ? Now you got a damn hole in the wall…fool!
7. Whoever wrote for Janay… the Janay I know was not a swagger jacker, ESPECIALLY not for Girl Melanie. Writers you fucked up here. And what about her response to “Is DJ mine?” Janay just sat there like :-O I mean…Janay was always the angry black girl, but today she got the Home Alone face? Aw ok.
6. The Britt-Bratt down/upgrade…now I never liked the Brittany they had before, she just looked like some racially ambiguous child they found in a cataloge. However, the re-casting of what appeared to be a future video “model” as the new angst-y Brittany just didn’t sit well in my spirit.
5. Malik and Tasha not even speaking. Can I have some back story here? I don’t understand why they passed each other in the club and didn’t even do the “wassup” nod. Do better Malik ElDebarge Wright! Additionally, Malik not being the abrasively harsh voice of reason. Once again we go back to the writing, we got all of the angst and none of the logic that used to come with Malik’s character. I feel like everybody’s worst traits were amplified with none of the good which just left me despising everybody on the show by the end of the hour.
4. TT wasn’t funny. He was so unfunny that I almost felt sorry for him even being back on the show stuck in that chicken shack with Nefertiti Natural. Then of course the Natural girl was a light-skinned earthy girl who just so happened to also be a freak… not predictable at all.
3. Meagan Good. Soooooo we had to hire a professional to play trash. Noted. Yall could’ve dispersed that budget to wardrobe and make-up because both Kelly Pitts and Girl Melanie were failures.
2. Kelsey Grammar…stop producing black trash. I hope Camille hires Michael Douglas’s ex-wife’s lawyer. I think you hate black people. You made me hate black women with Girlfriends, and now I’m hating Black relationships.
1. The show format. Give me a laugh track, give me 30-minutes, give me one problem that is solved by the end and one that threads the season together, give me characters that like each other, give me BACK Kelly Pitt’s livingroom couch as the “coffee shop” type meeting place, give me back what made me like The Game in the first place!
They never shoulda gave you n****s money…twice!