Just for Kelly…a blog of my 5 life rules:
- #DubbRule 1: Don’t name the puppy unless you’re keeping it. The same can be true of feeding the puppy…And for you slowskys “the puppy” is a potential suitor.
- #DubbRule 2: Don’t kiss heaux in the mouth…this speaks more of being literally intimate with virtual strangers…just don’t.
- #DubbRule 3: Don’t die for the *letter after C*…chasing Os will have you caught up but uh don’t get too fancy or do too much too soon!
- #DubbRule 4: If you can’t prove it, it didn’t happen. Proof is only recognized in the form of visual aids. Rule 4 caveat, evidence obtained illegally is insubmissable in [the] court [of public opinion].
- #DubbRule 5: If a girl doesn’t have girlfriends, RUN.THE.OTHER.WAY. Don’t even try to be her friend b/c she’s crazy, a hoe, or both.